he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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