doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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