I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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