At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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