Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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