I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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