Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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