Well douche your snatch and let's go!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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