did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
sick fucks of a feather flock together
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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