I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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