Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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