I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm always down for nudity.
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