My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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