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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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