i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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