So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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