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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We are so in love

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  so when's the next time you get to see your balls

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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• (310): View more from California

  I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  How do you feel?

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  Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.

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• (714): View more from California

  Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.

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• (559): View more from California

  His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY

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• (909): View more from California

  Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions

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• (805): View more from California

  If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist

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