school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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