At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
birth control should be required to get into college
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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