Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Everything about him screamed your future.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
