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you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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