: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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