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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!

  (630): View more from Illinois

  U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Sounds like a normal friday night

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

  (989): View more from Michigan

  They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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• (716): View more from New York

  She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Hey

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  (815): View more from Illinois

  GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS

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