anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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