I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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