the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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