Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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