Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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