hotel room ftw
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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