i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Randomize
