Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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