so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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