I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We were destined to go to rehab together
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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