Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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