Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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