So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I think my moral compass just broke
Randomize