you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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