come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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