My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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