I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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