Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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