if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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