When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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