She said her name was "party"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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