Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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