They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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