I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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