Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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