My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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