used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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