Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
