i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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