Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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