At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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