i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
