i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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