Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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